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Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
I want to be a bag so we can be together.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."