Want jokes

(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"

(Me): "Suicide."

I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

I made a website for orphans.

It's all about parents who want children near their location.

Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?

A: Makes a Down payment.

When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

He said, "Six foot four."

You want to know how to spot a foster kid?

Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.

Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"

The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.

"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"

"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

Why does a Mexican want to learn math?

To study perimeter.

Why do leftists call their child Ariel?

So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

I want to be a bag so we can be together.

Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?

The Turdburglar.

You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.