Wanna Jokes

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

why do orphans play GTA. Cause they wanna feel wanted

I wanna die

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe

My doctor said "you have 1year to live"

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you

Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.

wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head

Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.

So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"