Wanna jokes
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I wanna die.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.