Wanna jokes

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(