I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Wanna Jokes
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I wanna die.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
