Wanna jokes
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I wanna die.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.