Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I wanna die
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
why do orphans play GTA. Cause they wanna feel wanted
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
wanna hear a funny joke? well that was why you where here... heres the joke Your life :)
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
A America bully goes up to a English kid and says "your ugly" and the English kid says "well wanna know why you can't play Jenga?" "Why" says the bully "beacuse you haven't got a tower.
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head
