Make-a-Wish Kid Jokes

Staff

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."

Mosquito

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Hitler

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Wish

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

Kid

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

Avenger

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Wish

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.