make-a-wish kid jokes
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.