Wanna jokes

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.