Wanna jokes

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Wanna see my pp again?

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.