Wanna jokes

Wanna see my pp again?

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.