Wanna jokes

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.