Wanna jokes
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
experiment
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.