Wanna jokes
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?