Wanna

Wanna jokes

Chess

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

Lesbian

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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  • Smash

    When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

    Dynamite

    A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

    Wall

    So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

    ... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

    Memes

    Mom

    My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

    Dog

    billie: hi.

    me: You wanna hear a story?

    billie: Yes, sure.

    me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

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  • Suicide

    A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

    A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm going to jump!"

    The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

    The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

    The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

    Rope

    What did the rope say to my depressed ass?

    ~ Hey, you wanna hang?

    Life

    Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

    Son: Sure thing, dad!

    Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

    Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

    Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

    Draft

    So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

    Chin

    Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?

    Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.

    Tongue

    They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

    Hang

    Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

    Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

    You learn from the best.

    Chat

    Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

    Eye

    What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

    I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!