Wanna jokes

So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?

Because I am one.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Other Friend: Sure.

Friend: Pussy.

Other Friend: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?

The doctor taking off his watch.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.