Wanna jokes
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.