So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
Wanna Jokes
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
