Wanna jokes
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?