Its muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die , die.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
Ok so km bored depressed and lonley someone wanna talk....
Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao
wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
Wanna hear a joke,my life hahahah just kidding jokes actually mean something...
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Wanna know how i got away from Iraq?? Iran.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
