Wanna jokes

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

Need a sock puppet for a joke.

"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"

HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."

I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.