Wanna

Wanna jokes

Doctor

So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

Life

Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

Emo

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Emo

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Jenga

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Cat

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Friend

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Other Friend: Sure.

Friend: Pussy.

Other Friend: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Orphan

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Terrorist

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Martial Art

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"