Wanna Jokes

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

why did the emo break up with her boyfriend

he didnt wanna hang out.

What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.

A America bully goes up to a English kid and says "your ugly" and the English kid says "well wanna know why you can't play Jenga?" "Why" says the bully "beacuse you haven't got a tower.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king

Its muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die , die.

So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)

Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.