Trees Want to be Leafed Alone

This is a classic pun that plays on the similar sound of the word "leafed" and "left". So it's like saying the trees want to be left alone, but they use 'leafed' since they are covered in leaves.

• Tree
• Forest
• Aloneness
• Leaf
• Stay
• Oxygen

• If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one.
• Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
• How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
• What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? "What a re-leaf."