Violin jokes

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.