Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
