Violin jokes

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?