Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs".
me: kock kock you: whos there me: mucic you: mucic who anser: a gitar is a violin without a stick
