Christopher Walken jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.