Christopher Walken jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.