Christopher Walken jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.