Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.