What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Pizza Guy vs. Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the dude's dad is flakier than a croissant. Like, you can always count on the pizza guy to show up with the goods, but his own dad? MIA. Ouch! Also, why are you asking a bear to explain jokes? Do you need help pooping in the woods too?