Vs jokes
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a car in my garage.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.