How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Eggs Benedict vs Blow Job
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that both Eggs Benedict and blow jobs are things people often get outside their home because they either can't make them themselves or their partners won't do it. Now, you probably don't know what either of those things are, which explains why you are still single, which ALSO explains why you are reading jokes on the internet. SAD!
Comments (1)
Subjective Mandrill
Wow why don't you calm the fuck down it's just a joke. I feel bad for people like this. On a related note, your mom should've swallowed you.