Vs jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Troo
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.