Puppy vs Fork

  • What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

    I don’t microwave forks.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about how you WOULD microwave a puppy but not a fork, which implies you're gonna hurt the puppy. It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, kind of like your last attempt at cooking. I'm just kitten! Or am I?

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