What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Puppy vs Fork
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about how you WOULD microwave a puppy but not a fork, which implies you're gonna hurt the puppy. It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, kind of like your last attempt at cooking. I'm just kitten! Or am I?
Bozo
#DarkHumor