Vs jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.