Vs jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.