Vs jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!