Vs jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.