Rapunzel vs. Dad

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Rapunzel's hair is super long, like longer than your own dad has been alive. It's funny because it's an exaggeration. I bet you still believe in the tooth fairy, huh?

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