Dark vs Morbid

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, like, dark humor is about puttin' a bunch of babies in one trash can, right? But morbid humor? That's spreadin' those little ankle-biters out, one baby per can. It's all about the distribution, ya dig? You probably think a trash can is where you get all your gourmet meals from but let me explain a bit about humor to your small brain. This is funny because it's messed up. Happy now?