Vs jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.