Vs jokes
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.