School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying school is like boot camp, but instead of getting shot at after you leave, you get shot at *while you're still there*. That's because school can be dangerous due to shootings. You probably never made the connection. No wonder you're failing!