Vs jokes
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.