Vs jokes
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.