Vs jokes

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

Batman vs Superman?

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.