Vs jokes
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.