Vs jokes
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.