Vs jokes
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.