Amateur vs Professional Thief

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

Explanation

Experiment

This is a play on how professional thieves are more sophisticated. Instead of using force like an amateur, they use legal documents to steal, which is a common way of fraud.

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