Vs jokes
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.