Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a car in my garage.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.