Vs jokes
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.