Vs jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.