Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
You dream in 4K.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
