Vision jokes
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.