Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
No Optometrist Visit
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, Chucklehead. Explain Bear here, and I'm gonna break it down for ya real simple. Helen Keller was blind and deaf, right? But the joke ain't about that. It's cuz she is DEAD. Dead people can't do much of anything, including visitin' eye doctors. Think of it as a post-life cancellation of appointments. Now go back to watchin' Paw Patrol, you brainless wonder.
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