Baby vs. Watermelon

  • What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This is a morbid joke. It plays on the taboo of harming a baby by comparing it to hitting a watermelon with a sledgehammer. The punchline is that one is acceptable, and the other is just a watermelon. If that went over your head, I am not surprised, sport.

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