Violence jokes
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.