Violence jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Memes
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.