Violence jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
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My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.