Violence Jokes

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

We not from 63RD. R.I.P

A man with braided hair, wearing a blue hoodie and a baseball cap, points with both hands at the camera. He is in a dark room and there are other people around him. Text on the image says: "We not from 63RD. R.I.P"

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?

Stopping it with the shovel!

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.