Violence jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Did you know pigeons die after sex? At least when I fucked it.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!