People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Violence Jokes
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
