Violence jokes
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.