Violence jokes
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Memes
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.