Violence jokes
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Memes
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.