Violence jokes
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'