Violence jokes
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.