What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Violence Jokes
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
