Violence jokes
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Memes
POV: school shooters be like when they see students running
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)