Violence jokes
She said no, so I raped her.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
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Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.