My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
No Sandwich, Bring Gas
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Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is dark, darker than your chances of understanding this. Basically, his girlfriend didn't make him a sandwich, so he implies he's gonna light things up with gas. Get it? Relationships are tough, especially when one of you lacks basic skills and the other is hinting at arson. Also, you are not smart.