Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
