Violence jokes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Memes
tell Bruce get over it
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)