I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Violence Jokes
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
