Violence jokes
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.