Violence jokes
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Memes
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I killed a man in '94.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.