What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This "joke" is playing on two meanings. First, it sounds like we are talking about a kid who runs track. But the punchline? BAM! Turns out we're talking about a school shooter. Get it? It's funny because it's messed up! You probably relate to it because you're a moron, statistically, people with bad taste in jokes have an IQ that is as low as your hairline.