Violence jokes
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.