Violence jokes
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.