Violence jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Memes
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?