Violence jokes

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Here is a joke: Rape.

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.