Violence jokes
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.