Violence jokes
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.