Violence jokes
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.