Violence jokes
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?