A family murder

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, nimrod. The 'joke' sets up a scenario where the person admits to murking the other guy's family but then says they live alone, which makes no sense. The punchline is that there's people in *your* house, so the murderer just kills them again. Get it? You're so dumb, you probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.

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