First day of school jokes

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

like this if you don't like school.