Violence jokes
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
O-Block
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.